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May 7

what’s the best way to tell your mother that you’ve been methodically planning your own death because you are so ill-equipped for the ordeal that is life and you’re so socially crippled and emotionally stunted that you just don’t think you were ever cut out to live in the first place

i mean like, 

i’m tired of being sick and feeling so ill at ease and shit and i just want things to be over and to just be okay, but i don’t know how to get to that point, but apparently it starts with actually coming out about these things rather than just internalizing them ceaselessly, which is what i always do and i just can’t anymore

Posted 1 week ago

because really i am much too cowardly to actually do it, if the world depended on me to kill myself i would just let the world burn, yep,

May 7

I’m having one of those moments where I really have just given up on absolutely everything and just yeah i wouldn’t mind if maybe i got into a fatal car accident or something right now or if someone just maybe strangled me

Posted 1 week ago

I don't want to deal with this anymore,

May 7

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

Reblogged 1 week ago from colorfulchicken

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May 7

milk-stains:

 i may be ugly but at least 

nevermind my personality sucks too

Reblogged 1 week ago from colorfulchicken

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May 7
notjustanoxymoron: consultingsuperhusbands: I am crying violently. God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.

notjustanoxymoron:

consultingsuperhusbands:

I am crying violently.

God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.

Reblogged 1 week ago from yisusfishus

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May 7
turntechgoddamnit: unstable-components: crohohonus: turntechgoddamnit: He be sayin Hi all the time like he just got there when you know his little ass just zoned out and forgot. this is still my favorite thing Why can’t I help but picture this as Gamzee and Grand Highboob? Because, it is Gamzee and GHB :o)

turntechgoddamnit:

unstable-components:

crohohonus:

turntechgoddamnit:

He be sayin Hi all the time like he just got there when you know his little ass just zoned out and forgot.

this is still my favorite thing

Why can’t I help but picture this as Gamzee and Grand Highboob?

Because, it is Gamzee and GHB :o)

Reblogged 1 week ago from aranea-serket

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May 7

crabby-cakes:

the-kiku-honda-civic:

imnotagemini:

tsundere-saurus-rex:

rebellioustroll:

kirukiru:

又把舊東西拿出來曬(爆笑

oh my heart this is too cute

map omg

Pretty sure backpack is a girl, canonically.

I bet Map could find his way into my bed.

WELL HELLO THERE MAP

Reblogged 1 week ago from yisusfishus

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May 3

LORIA I SEE U THERE

Posted 2 weeks ago

i dropped a pizza in the oven, I WORKED SO HARD ON IT, HELP OTL,

May 1
zombiejohnegbert: tic-tac-tony: wonderfulandlovely: thebitchesters: ohheypadalecki: thisismyfavoritewebsite: girl-with-the-impala-tardis: ask-fluggerbutter-rancis: violet-time-traveler: fycso: This is a picture of my best friend and her boyfriend. Normal concert photo, right? Well, look closer in the back where the red circle is. Can you see the face?  This isn’t just some normal chain letter. My friend and her boyfriend died 3 nights after this picture was taken, the police having no idea how they died considering they were both 15 and perfectly healthy.  It turns out a boy died at that venue a few years ago at a concert. He was in the mosh pit and he hit his head and then a few nights later he was found dead in his bedroom from his skull broken and slowly bleeding to death.  If you don’t reblog this within an hour, you’ll hear faint music playing for 3 nights straight. On the 4th night, the boy will come from your closet while you’re getting ready for bed and kill you for not helping us put his soul at rest. This is not fake. 3 people have already died from not passing this on.  ((GUYS I’M REALLY SORRY NORMALLY I JUST TELL MYSELF THESE ARE BULL BUT I’M A PRETTY GULLIBLE AND COWARDLY MUN AND THE PICTURE MAKES THIS SEEM TERRIFYINGLY REAL)) Yeah I don’t wanna die sooo not risking it. I DON’T HAVE A CLOSET. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA these always scare me IM SORRY GUYS I DIDN’T WANT TO REBLOG THIS BUT THIS ONE GOT ME JFC  OH FUCK NO, IT JUST GOT REALLY QUIET. GUYS DONT LOOK AT THIS. FUCKING CHAIN MAKES ME SKIZOPHRENIC. DSJKASKJN. IM SORRY I SAW THE MOVIE ‘CHAIN LETTER’ LAST WEEK AND IM NOT TAKING CHANCES Creepy ass shit. sorry followers

zombiejohnegbert:

tic-tac-tony:

wonderfulandlovely:

thebitchesters:

ohheypadalecki:

thisismyfavoritewebsite:

girl-with-the-impala-tardis:

ask-fluggerbutter-rancis:

violet-time-traveler:

fycso:

This is a picture of my best friend and her boyfriend. Normal concert photo, right? Well, look closer in the back where the red circle is. Can you see the face? 

This isn’t just some normal chain letter. My friend and her boyfriend died 3 nights after this picture was taken, the police having no idea how they died considering they were both 15 and perfectly healthy. 

It turns out a boy died at that venue a few years ago at a concert. He was in the mosh pit and he hit his head and then a few nights later he was found dead in his bedroom from his skull broken and slowly bleeding to death. 

If you don’t reblog this within an hour, you’ll hear faint music playing for 3 nights straight. On the 4th night, the boy will come from your closet while you’re getting ready for bed and kill you for not helping us put his soul at rest.

This is not fake. 3 people have already died from not passing this on. 

((GUYS I’M REALLY SORRY

NORMALLY I JUST TELL MYSELF THESE ARE BULL BUT I’M A PRETTY GULLIBLE AND COWARDLY MUN AND THE PICTURE MAKES THIS SEEM TERRIFYINGLY REAL))

Yeah I don’t wanna die sooo not risking it.

I DON’T HAVE A CLOSET. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA

these always scare me

IM SORRY GUYS I DIDN’T WANT TO REBLOG THIS BUT THIS ONE GOT ME JFC 

OH FUCK NO, IT JUST GOT REALLY QUIET. GUYS DONT LOOK AT THIS. FUCKING CHAIN MAKES ME SKIZOPHRENIC. DSJKASKJN.

IM SORRY I SAW THE MOVIE ‘CHAIN LETTER’ LAST WEEK AND IM NOT TAKING CHANCES

Creepy ass shit.

sorry followers

Reblogged 2 weeks ago from aranea-serket

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Apr 30

daphneontherun:

pro tip: if u have a cat you’re not supposed to have in a house, when the landlord comes over have ur girlfriend walk it around the neighborhood held aloft singing the opening theme to Circle of Life

Reblogged 2 weeks ago from daphneontherun

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